Purple Bells

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You see, I'm always tempted to go into conservatories, but from experience I know that while on a date I
should not expose my hair to green house temperatures. Why? Because as I learned in
Edinburgh, once inside a green house, my hair becomes an afro. And while afros are great on some
people, impromptu afros sure don't make much sense on little white girls.

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